I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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