I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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