2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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