so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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