At least make sure they are 18
Why
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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