good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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