Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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