Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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