belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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