I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
