Why are handjobs necessary in class?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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