I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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