I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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