what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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