you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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