Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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