White coat. Heels.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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