Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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