People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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