kristin has been a bad kristin
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I love you.
Bad choice
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