ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Alive.
So much puke
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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