I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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