I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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