hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You're a disaster
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