i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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