you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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