Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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