I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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