And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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