this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
