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covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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