every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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