Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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