I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Randomize
