In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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