hotel room ftw
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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