so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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