I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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