Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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