i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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