Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
