her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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