I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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