Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
...so i touched it.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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