There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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