is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
