So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
