Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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