I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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