is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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