Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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