i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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